My brother got jealous.
I was informed that Boomer, my brother's dog, was unsettled by this publicity stunt for Gauge and was wanting to break contract with Big Bad Collars. After soothing Boomer Prima Donna's nerves (Boomerdonna for short) that he is still the most featured dog at Big Bad Collars, I received an adorable puppy picture from my sister-in-law.
Of Gauge, of course.
Then the retaliation began. It has now escalated...I fear beyond my control...
THE PUPPY WARS HAVE BEGUN!




