Irreconcilable Differences. Puppy Wars alliances broken. War ends.

The alliance is broken.  The war ends.

It is the end of an era.  George and Boomer have broken up.  I guess my only surprise is that it took this long.  Boomer has given George the boot.  Boomer is suing the state for emancipation.  In his court documents, he is citing irreconcilable differences.

Boomer states that  

"George's shooting average is irreconcilable!"

George is on record admitting,  "Disgusted with my shooting percentage opening day, I caught Boomer pan handling on the street."

Betty's only commentary was, "It is so hard to find true loyalty these days."  Her statement was dictated between bites of New York Strip while upon her down filled sofa.
   

I must say though, that even I feel that Boomer has smited a low blow.  Boomer has hunted with George for years...

Boomer should know by now not to expect better.

Boomer, you are always welcome back here at Big Bad Collars.  Your modeling legacy could never be filled.

(You wouldn't happen to have Gauge's number on you, by the way...)

Sanctions. Puppy Wars.

"Suffering under the economy like the rest of us and too proud to eat cup cakes (modeling isn’t paying too well right now), Boomer has gone to work in the apple orchards."

(he really is picking apples out of the tree)

 The harsh winter months...

My brother has decided to wield the ultimate weapon of the Puppy Wars:  Guilt.

It started innocently enough...Big Bad Collars.

It all started innocently enough:  It was just a phone call to my sister-in-law.  I just wanted let her know that her shots of the collars on her dog that I posted on Etsy received literally hundreds of hits in the 10 hours it was up...and please send any other cute ones you find.

My brother got jealous.

I was informed that Boomer, my brother's dog,  was unsettled by this publicity stunt for Gauge and was wanting to break contract with Big Bad Collars.  After soothing Boomer Prima Donna's nerves (Boomerdonna for short) that he is still the most featured dog at Big Bad Collars, I received an adorable puppy picture from my sister-in-law.

Of Gauge, of course.



Then the retaliation began.  It has now escalated...I fear beyond my control...

 

THE PUPPY WARS HAVE BEGUN!

A Family Portrait. Big Bad Collars.

 Doesn't Boomer (the yellow Lab) make the distinguished Patriarch!